My big fat yellowbone

My girlfriend is ugly
Ooh-ooh, she is ugly
She has hips the size of Luanda
A big flat African nose
Monster thick black lips
Puffy clean shaven legs
And a butt about the size of Bujumbura
Be careful around her: Don’t ask her if she’s expecting a baby
Her flat stomach didn’t make it past her second year at UCT.
But I dig her, bro
I dig her
I dig the fullness of her curves
I dig the raw touch of her soul
I dig the authenticity of her emotions
I dig the infectiousness of her big warm smile
I dig the feel of just knowing her
I dig the thought of being around her
I dig the innocence of her charms
Ooh-ooh, I dig her big time, bro
She digs Instagram
She digs great conversation
She digs Italian and French cuisine
She digs Prada
She digs me
She digs that chic Jozi life, you know.
We do breakfasts at Father Coffee in Braamfontein
Eat five star gourmet lunches at the Ante Café in Melville
Sip virgin piña coladas at The Nine Barrels in Maboneng Precinct
Hang out at Life Grand Café in Hyde Park. And hit the dancefloor at VSP lounge in Sandton
Ooh-ooh, this is the sweet life her mother warned her about. She has a lovely six-figure job
An exclusive, spacious loft apartment in Bryanston
A metallic red Mini coupe S sports auto
And a big heart of gold. She’s a big-ass girl
And they say big is ugly?
Hell no, it isn't, boo