Friday 30 December 2016

I hate myself


When I was in primary school, I could not stand having my cousins come home for the Christmas holidays.

What is Zahara's true love?


One great song can define the career of a major artist.

Celebrate South Africa


I hear the bananas farmed in Ehlanzeni taste so good all year round.

Thursday 15 December 2016

Spanking children is harmless and helpful, right?


So a mother slapped her child for not eating properly in a restaurant at Fourways Garden Shopping Centre and angered diners present there at the same time.

Monday 12 December 2016

Baby splash it




Baby splash it

Thursday 8 December 2016

South Africa: You are the big bully


The scene is ugly: The girl is bloodied. She is crying. She is screaming for help.

Tuesday 6 December 2016

Dear Vanessa: Who is African?



Dear Vanessa: Sorry to rain on your parade. I won’t take much of your time.

Monday 5 December 2016

The big doom theory



Life is a lifelong party. Correction: Life is one big lifelong party and you are the life of the party. But when does the party come to life in this world?

Sunday 4 December 2016

Tweeting diplomacy: The era of the far right is here


What did Donald Trump do after he won the US Presidential election? Did he make arrangements to see the most important leader in the world after the US President: German Chancellor Angela?

Saturday 3 December 2016

Black Devil White Devil


Black Devil is the dingy old fishing boat

Where is the shebeen, Mr Molefe?



How about drinks this Saturday? I hear there is a great shebeen in Saxonwold.

Friday 2 December 2016

Ghettolicious Mama


The old steam railway track never made it to Section K

Can boxing Victor teach us a lesson?


So Theo Jackson and Willem Oosthuizen forced Victor Mlotshwa into a coffin to teach him a lesson. They meant no harm at all.

Baby dance


How do I dance to this song baby?

Thursday 1 December 2016

Mos Def: What is under the bed?


There might be an old picturesque postcard from Santa Claus and Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer in the North Pole or a long forgotten love letter wishing you the loving best from Claudia Schiffer if your name happens to be Seal.

Baby Still


Still is time since you left